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AHH!
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WELCOME, HORROR HOOLIGANS.
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THIS IS YOUR SHIVER CHEF.
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IT'S DISGUSTING WHAT
PEOPLE WILL DO TO STAY YOUNG!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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YOU WANT TO KEEP
THAT 90-POUND CORPSE
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR DEATH?
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KEEP PUMPING WHILE
I TELL THE STORY.
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TONIGHT'S STORY
IS ABOUT AN OLD MAN
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WHO FINDS A NEW WRINKLE
IN THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH...
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A TWISTED TALE THAT
WE CALL THE SWITCH.
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HAVE YOU BEEN
HERE ALL NIGHT, SIR?
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YOU'RE LIABLE TO CATCH
YOUR DEATH OF COLD.
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HA HA HA!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?
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I'M IN LOVE, FULTON.
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I'M IN LOVE.
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HAVE YOU TAKEN
YOUR MEDICINE, SIR?
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I KNEW YOU'D THINK I'D GONE MAD,
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BUT IT'S TRUE.
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I AM MADLY, DESPERATELY IN LOVE.
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SHE'S CULTURED, SOPHISTICATED,
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AND WHAT'S BEST... SHE'S YOUNG.
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YOUNG, SIR? FORGIVE ME, SIR.
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ARE YOU SURE SHE'S
INTERESTED IN YOU AND NOT YOUR...
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MONEY?
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DON'T WORRY, FULTON.
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I LOVE LINDA.
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I WANT TO MARRY HER VERY MUCH,
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BUT ONLY IF SHE LOVES
ME AND NOT MY MONEY.
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SHE HAS NO IDEA OF
HOW WEALTHY I AM.
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I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
INTENTION OF TELLING HER.
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RATHER GOOD THINKING, SIR.
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THIS HOUSE HAS NEEDED A NEW LIFE
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FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
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AND LINDA IS GOING TO BRING IT.
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COME ON, FULTON.
LET'S OPEN THE CURTAINS.
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RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR.
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OPEN THE CURTAINS!
LET SOME LIGHT IN HERE!
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IT'S BEEN DARK LONG ENOUGH!
OPEN ALL THE CURTAINS!
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"THE LORD SAID, LET THERE BE
LIGHT, AND THERE WAS LIGHT."
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WE'LL HAVE THE SUN, THE
MOON, THE STARS, LINDA!
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IT'S TIME FOR US TO
LIVE AGAIN, FULTON!
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YOU COULD HAVE DRESSED
A LITTLE MORE SMARTLY, SIR.
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I DON'T WANT HER TO
KNOW ABOUT ME, FULTON.
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THEN TALLY-HO AND
GOOD HUNTING, SIR.
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THANK YOU, FULTON.
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Woman: AH, THEY'RE
LOVELY, CARLTON.
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THEY'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AS ALL THE
OTHER FLOWERS YOU'VE GIVEN ME.
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NOT HALF AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU.
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YOU'VE MADE ME
VERY HAPPY, LINDA,
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AND I'D LIKE TO MAKE
YOU HAPPY, TOO.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH MONEY,
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BUT I'D GLADLY SHARE WHATEVER
I HAVE IF YOU'D MARRY ME.
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CARLTON, I CAN'T.
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WHY NOT?
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YOU ARE SO SWEET TO ME, CARLTON,
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AND I APPRECIATE THAT,
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BUT WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR FACE,
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I KNOW THAT I COULD
NEVER MARRY YOU.
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YOU LOOK TOO OLD,
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OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY GRANDFATHER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I GUESS I'VE HAD
THIS OLD FACE...
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A LONG, LONG TIME.
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BUT...
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I'M NOT... GOING TO LET THAT...
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KEEP US APART.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I'LL DO ANYTHING IT TAKES
TO MAKE YOU HAPPY...
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ANYTHING.
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MAY I INQUIRE HOW
EVERYTHING WENT, SIR?
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PERFECT, FULTON.
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EVERYTHING...
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IS GOING TO BE... JUST...
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PERFECT.
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SO YOUNG. SO YOUNG.
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
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NO.
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THEY SAY DR. THORNE IS
SUCH A MIRACLE WORKER.
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HE CAN TAKE AS MUCH AS 5 TO
10 YEARS OFF YOUR APPEARANCE.
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5 TO 10 YEARS?
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WOULDN'T THAT SOLVE
ALL OUR PROBLEMS?
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Nurse: THE DOCTOR
CAN SEE YOU NOW.
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WE COULD START BY
TIGHTENING UNDER THE CHIN
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AND ACROSS THE FOREHEAD.
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THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
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WE COULD CONTINUE
WITH 2 EYE TUCKS.
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STILL NOT ENOUGH.
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WE COULD EVEN ADD NEW CHEEKBONES
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AND A CHIN IMPLANT.
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I WANT TO LOOK STILL
YOUNGER THAN THAT.
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WELL, THERE ARE VITAMIN
SHOTS AND HORMONES.
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TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE
DID WITH THIS GENTLEMAN.
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USING THOSE TECHNIQUES, I'VE
MADE HIM LOOK 20 YEARS YOUNGER.
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I WANT TO LOOK
LIKE I'M 30 YEARS OLD.
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MR. WEBSTER, I CAN ONLY
TURN BACK THE CLOCK SO FAR.
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AT YOUR ADVANCED AGE,
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THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH THAT
CAN BE DONE WITH THE HUMAN FACE.
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I DON'T THINK YOU FULLY
UNDERSTAND ME, DOCTOR.
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I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO
MAKE MY FACE LOOK 30.
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THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
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A WHOLE NEW FACE.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
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MMM...
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I HEARD THERE'S
SOMEONE WHO CAN DO IT.
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YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS KIND
OF REFERRAL DOESN'T COME CHEAP,
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DON'T YOU?
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LIFE IS CHEAP, DOCTOR...
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BUT YOUTH...
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YOUTH IS VERY, VERY PRECIOUS.
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Fulton: ARE YOU SURE
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT?, SIR
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OH, I'LL BE FINE.
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I'LL JUST SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR.
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THANK YOU, YES. BUT THEN
GO ON BACK. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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COME.
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THE ANESTHETIC, THE NERVE
WORK, THE TECHNOLOGY...
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$1 MILLION.
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$1 MILLION?
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IT'S NOT SO MUCH, MR. WEBSTER.
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IN FACT, FOR A MIRACLE,
IT'S NOT MUCH AT ALL.
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BUT...
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HOW CAN I BE CERTAIN
THAT IT WOULD WORK?
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BECAUSE I HAVE PERFORMED
THE OPERATION BEFORE.
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WHERE?
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IN BRATISLAVA.
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BUT IN AMERICA,
NO ONE BELIEVES ME.
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THEY CALL ME CHARLATAN.
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THEY LAUGHED ABOUT
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS, TOO.
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ONE DAY, THEY WILL
WRITE ABOUT ME.
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ONE DAY, THEY WILL
WORSHIP ME, THE FOOLS.
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I THINK IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
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$1 MILLION FOR A
SIMPLE OPERATION?
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SIMPLE? THIS IS A VERY COMPLEX
OPERATION, MR. WEBSTER!
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ONLY A DOCTOR OF
THE GREATEST TALENT
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WOULD EVEN DARE TO ATTEMPT IT...
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SOMEONE LIKE ME!
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BESIDES...
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THE OPERATION
ONLY COSTS $100,000.
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WELL... WHAT IS THE
OTHER 900,000 FOR?
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THE YOUNG MAN'S FACE.
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WHAT YOUNG MAN?
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YOU THINK FACES GROW ON TREES,
MR. WEBSTER, LIKE GRAPEFRUIT?
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NO! THEY COME FROM LIVING,
BREATHING HUMAN BEINGS.
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THIS IS HANS.
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COME. TAKE A CLOSER
LOOK, MR. WEBSTER.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF HIM, MR. WEBSTER?
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A GOOD, STRONG JAW,
SOLID CHEEKBONES,
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SPARKLING GREEN
EYES... EXCELLENT GENES.
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I SHOULD KNOW. I HELPED
TO BREED THEM MYSELF.
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DON'T FORGET MY HAIR.
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THAT'S RIGHT. THE
VERY BEST OF HAIR.
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SO I... GET HIS FACE?
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AND I WILL GET YOUR MONEY.
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DO I GET HIS BRAIN?
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HA HA HA! DID YOU
HEAR THAT, HANS?
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MR. WEBSTER IS
AFRAID HE WILL END UP
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WITH YOUR BRAIN AS WELL.
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DON'T WORRY, MR. WEBSTER.
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YOU GET TO KEEP YOUR BRAIN.
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I ONLY CHANGE THE SKULL
BONE AND FLESH COVERING.
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IN A WAY, IT'S TOO BAD
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BECAUSE HANS HAS A
VERY, VERY POWERFUL BRAIN.
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SO...
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WE FINALLY COME DOWN TO IT.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU
REALLY WANT TO BE YOUNG?
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DON'T BE FRIGHTENED,
MR. WEBSTER.
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JUST TAKE A PEEK
IN THE MIRROR, HUH?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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IT'S NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.
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NOW, DON'T WORRY.
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IT WILL TAKE TIME FOR
YOUR FACE TO HEAL
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AND FOR YOUR FEATURES TO
TAKE ON THEIR PERMANENT SHAPE.
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THEN YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE HANS.
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR
LINDA TO SEE ME.
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I'M SURE SHE'LL BE
VERY PLEASED WITH YOU.
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JUST WAIT UNTIL
YOUR FACE IS READY
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BEFORE YOU GO TO HER.
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WHERE IS HANS?
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HE'S AROUND. I'M
GOING TO KEEP HIM HERE
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JUST IN CASE WE NEED HIM AGAIN.
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WHY WOULD WE NEED HIM AGAIN?
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YOU NEVER KNOW, DO YOU?
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, SIR.
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I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO YOUR FACE?
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SURPRISE!
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OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
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I'VE DONE IT, LINDA...
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PLASTIC SURGERY, JUST FOR YOU.
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BUT WHY? WHY ON EARTH
WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?
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TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME.
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NOW NOTHING CAN STOP US.
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BUT YOUR FACE... IT'S SO
DIFFERENT AND BIZARRE,
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AND YOUR BODY'S
STILL OLD AND DECREPIT.
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BUT I THOUGHT THIS...
WAS WHAT YOU WANTED.
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BUT I COULDN'T POSSIBLY
GIVE MYSELF TO...
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AN OLD MAN.
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I'M SORRY, CARLTON.
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NO. DON'T... DON'T BE SORRY.
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JUST BE PATIENT, HMM?
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DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING THE RIGHT THING, SIR?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FULTON?
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WELL, WHAT
ASSURANCES DO YOU HAVE
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THAT SHE WILL FALL
IN LOVE WITH YOU,
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EVEN AFTER YOU
MAKE... THESE CHANGES?
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BECAUSE I LOVE HER,
AND LOVE CONQUERS ALL.
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LOVE CAN ALSO BE BLIND, SIR.
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I JUST PRAY YOU'RE NOT
THE ONLY ONE IT CONQUERS.
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HMPH.
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OF COURSE I CAN GIVE YOU
A NEW TORSO, MR. WEBSTER.
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IT WILL BE NO
PROBLEM WHATSOEVER.
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WHAT ABOUT MY FACE?
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OH, IT WILL BE PERFECT!
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HOW MUCH WILL IT
COST, THIS NEW TORSO?
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$2 MILLION.
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WHAT? THAT'S INSANE.
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TO TAKE A MAN'S BODY,
YOU MUST PAY DEARLY.
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YOU 2 ARE TAKING
MOST OF MY MONEY.
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THAT'S VERY SAD, MR. WEBSTER.
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PERHAPS NEXT TIME,
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YOU WILL KNOW BETTER
THAN TO GROW OLD.
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NOW, LET US BEGIN
TO COUNT TO, UH,
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LET'S SAY, 2 MILLION.
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HA HA HA!
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Carlton's voice: IT'S AMAZING.
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IT'S AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE.
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OH, NO, MR. WEBSTER.
IT'S JUST AN OPERATION.
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I CAN'T WAIT FOR
LINDA TO SEE ME.
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SHE WON'T REFUSE ME NOW, DOCTOR.
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I'M SURE SHE WILL BE VERY HAPPY,
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BUT JUST IN CASE,
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YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME.
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I JUST CAN'T GET OVER
YOUR TRANSFORMATION, CARL.
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NOT BAD, HUH?
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NOT BAD? YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
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WONDERFUL ENOUGH TO TAKE A SWIM?
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SURE.
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HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
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OK. I'VE GOT YOUR SUIT.
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HERE.
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YOU READY?
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LET'S GO!
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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IT'S YOUR LEGS.
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THEY'RE SO SCRAWNY AND OLD.
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LOOK AT THE SAGGING
SKIN AND THE VEINS.
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FOR GOD'S SAKES, LINDA,
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
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WON'T YOU EVER BE SATISFIED?
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I KNOW WHAT I WANT, CARLTON,
AND YOU JUST DON'T HAVE IT.
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COME IN.
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I'VE CLOSED THE HOUSE DOWN, SIR.
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I BEST BE ON MY WAY.
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I SHALL MISS YOU, SIR.
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I SHALL MISS YOU, TOO, FULTON,
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VERY MUCH SO,
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BUT WITH MY CURRENT
FINANCIAL SITUATION,
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I CAN NEITHER
AFFORD THE HOUSE...
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OR YOU.
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I UNDERSTAND.
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I HOPE YOU FIND WHAT
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR, SIR.
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BY GOD, I WILL, FULTON.
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BY GOD, I WILL.
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A NEW LOWER BODY, MR. WEBSTER?
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THAT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM, EH?
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HOW MUCH?
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OH, LET'S SAY, UH...
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$ 1 MILLION A LIMB.
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THAT'S ANOTHER $2 MILLION?
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I'M AFRAID, MR. WEBSTER,
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IT'S $3 MILLION.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, YOU'RE FORGETTING
THE MOST CRUCIAL LIMB OF ALL,
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THE LIMB THAT IF YOU TRULY
WISH TO SATISFY YOUR LOVER
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IS THE LIMB SHE WOULD
WANT REPLACED MOST OF ALL.
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HA HA HA!
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HOW CAN YOU BE SURE
HANS WOULD DO THIS?
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HE'S STARTING TO
ENJOY HIS NEW FORTUNE.
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IT'S MADE A REMARKABLE
CHANGE IN HIM.
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I'M SURE HE WOULD AGREE
TO ONE FINAL EXCHANGE.
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00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:50,214
$3 MILLION IS ALL THE MONEY
I HAVE LEFT IN THIS WORLD.
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WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD
KEEP YOUR MONEY, MR. WEBSTER,
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AND FORGET ABOUT THE GIRL.
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THE CHOICE IS UP TO YOU.
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00:21:47,423 --> 00:21:50,591
YOU ARE AN ADONIS NOW.
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00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:53,894
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU, DOWN
TO THE MOST MINUTE DETAIL,
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IS PERFECT.
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ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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WAIT TILL LINDA SEES THIS!
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LINDA.
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YOU HERE ABOUT THE APARTMENT?
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WHERE'S LINDA?
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SHE MOVED.
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MOVED? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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WHERE?
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SOME FANCY PLACE UPTOWN.
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HERE'S HER ADDRESS.
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UH-UH.
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PAL, IS THIS YOUR CAR?
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00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,726
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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A RIDE, MAN.
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00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,063
YOU WANT A RIDE?
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00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,932
YOU CAN HAVE A RIDE.
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WHOA! UNH!
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00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,255
ANYBODY ELSE WANT A RIDE?
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LET'S GO, BOYS.
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00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,495
WHO DO YOU WISH TO SEE, SIR?
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00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,552
I'M LOOKING FOR
LINDA'S APARTMENT.
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00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,231
SIR, YOU HAVE TO
BE ANNOUNCED FIRST.
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SIR? PLEASE.
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LINDA?
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LINDA!
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00:23:21,017 --> 00:23:24,151
AHH... I'VE DONE IT!
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I DID IT.
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00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,570
I'VE BECOME THE MAN YOU WANTED,
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00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:29,907
AND LOOK WHAT I'VE BROUGHT YOU.
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MARRY ME, LINDA.
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00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:33,560
I CAN'T.
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00:23:33,629 --> 00:23:35,528
WHY NOT?
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00:23:35,597 --> 00:23:37,798
I'M ALREADY MARRIED.
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00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:40,117
WHAT?
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00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,001
YOU'RE NICE, CARLTON,
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00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:44,871
BUT I NEEDED A MAN
OF FINANCIAL MEANS
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00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,335
WHO COULD MAKE ME COMFORTABLE
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:48,291
MARRIED?
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A MAN WITH ENOUGH MONEY
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00:23:49,879 --> 00:23:52,257
SO I'D NEVER HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT BEING POOR,
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00:23:52,281 --> 00:23:54,832
A MAN WHO UNDERSTOOD
THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY.
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00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,817
BUT, LINDA...
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00:23:56,885 --> 00:24:00,020
I FOUND MY NEW HUSBAND, CARLTON.
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00:24:00,089 --> 00:24:02,222
HIS NAME IS HANS.
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00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,846
HANS?
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00:24:12,068 --> 00:24:13,348
YOUR COCKTAILS, SIR.
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00:24:16,405 --> 00:24:18,172
THANK YOU, FULTON.
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00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,514
HA HA HA HA!
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00:24:27,582 --> 00:24:30,066
HA HA HA HA!
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00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:32,836
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,172
HA HA HA HA!
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00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,878
POOR CARLTON.
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00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,447
LOOKS LIKE HE BLEW IT!
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00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:46,684
BUT NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
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00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:52,122
I LIKE A BODY THAT'S
NICE AND STRONG.
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00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,559
IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, FELLA.
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00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:59,262
WE WANT TO PUMP... YOU UP.
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CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
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